Stop Dreaming Like Peasants

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 06/12/2016 at 00:18 • Filed to: Giving Back To The Little Man

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Do you see this car? It’s a Rolls Royce PHANTOM. The only person allowed to drive this car is the owner’s professional driver; if you buy it AND drive it, you’re a new money turd that doesn’t know how to 1%. Just a reminder: you DRIVE this:

This is a Ghost, you dirty poors

You are DRIVEN in the Phantom.

Now hop along down the road before I have my henchmen give you a proper beating.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:24

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The Phantom does nothing for me, even if I had the money I wouldn’t have one.

S65 > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:26

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I don’t want either

PatBateman > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 06/12/2016 at 00:27

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Ditto. For me, it’s the same reason why I’d never own a mega yacht, even if I had enough money for one:

If I'm not driving it, I'd rather not own it.

fhrblig > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:29

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That’s why I don’t want one... I don’t want to be driven, I want to drive.

whoarder is tellurium > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:31

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I do believe pimps and/or players can drive themselves in their own Phantoms. However, that would be the only exemption.

Birddog > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:43

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I.. I don’t dream like a peasant.

I dream like our next President. Always dream Yuuuuge!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:54

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Bentley, maybe. Rolls, never.

gmctavish needs more space > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 00:59

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If I were to be driven in a car, I’d go with the Maybach. The Phantom is too ostentatious, the Maybach seems like a spiritual successor to the Grosser. Purpose-wise, not in the looks department.

But really I also wouldn’t buy a car just to be driven in

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 01:07

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If I wanted to roll around looking ultra posh, I’d get myself a Mulsanne Speed. Because I do want to drive myself. 6.8l TT V8' producing torque numbers that could embarrasse some coal rolling bro trucks(811ft/lbs). And it'll never look like a dolled up 300c.

HammerheadFistpunch > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 01:19

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If I we’re content to be driven around it would be in this

NavyNole > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/12/2016 at 09:30

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Hate to burst your bubble, but everything with a Bentley grille looks like a dolled-up 300C. That's not Bentley's fault, but it's no less a reality.

Sam > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 09:31

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No, THIS is the one you drive yourself in -

Or maybe this one -

PatBateman > Sam 06/12/2016 at 09:39

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The two doors and the Ghost are both acceptable.

PatBateman > gmctavish needs more space 06/12/2016 at 09:42

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I’d prefer a Mercedes Sprinter van with a luxurious “private jet” interior to be driven in, actually. Full privacy from the driver, I can conduct meetings in it between locales if I want... And no one looks at it and thinks, “Damn, he’s rich; I think I’ll try to carjack him.”

gmctavish needs more space > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 10:45

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Ooh I totally forgot about those, that is a much better choice

PatBateman > gmctavish needs more space 06/12/2016 at 12:49

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I like them because you could fit four to six people in it comfortably for a couple of hours and brainstorm for the meeting you're traveling to, as well as just hop in to go to lunch in luxury.

gmctavish needs more space > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 12:56

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Yeah they are an excellent thing. Closest we’ve got to the luxurious Japanese vans

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 15:02

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Why is Rolls sourcing headlights from Jeep Grand Cherokees?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > NavyNole 06/12/2016 at 15:33

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The rolls grille still looks cheesy to me. And it’s wrong to hate the genuine article, because of all the imiators,but I still can’t get over it.

NavyNole > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 06/12/2016 at 15:43

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I do genuinely like the Bentley grille and think the Rolls is tacky as well, but the imitators have really poisoned the design well for me. Unfortunately.

Frenchlicker > PatBateman 06/12/2016 at 17:05

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See the thing is people think just because you have a driver you always want to be driven. If I had a driver that guy would only actually have to work like 50% of the time.